Thank goodness there's a name for this disorder.
Somehow I feel better, even though I have it!!Yes, I have it ! ! ! ! !
Recently, I was diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D.. -
Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder.
This is how it manifests:
I decide to water my garden. As I turn on the hose in the driveway,
I look over at my car and decide it needs washing.
As I start toward the garage,
I notice mail on the porch table that I brought up from the mail box earlier.
I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car.
I lay my car keys on the table, put the junk mail in the garbage can under the table, and notice that the can is full.
So, I decide to put the bills back on the table and take out the garbage first.
But then I think, since I'm going to be near the mailbox when I take out the garbage anyway, I may as well pay the bills first.
I take my check book off the table,and see that the re is only one check left.
My extra checks are in my desk in the study, so I go inside the house to my desk where I find the can of soda I'd been drinking.
I'm going to look for my checks, but first I need to push the soda aside so that I don't accidentally knock it over.
The soda is getting warm, and I decide to put it in the refrigerator to keep it cold.
As I head toward the kitchen with the soda, a vase of flowers on the counter catches my eye - they need water.
I put the soda on the counter and discover my reading glasses that I've been searching for all morning..
I decide I better put the m back on my desk, but first I'm going to water the flowers.
I set the glasses back down on the counter, fill a container with water and suddenly spot the TV remote. Someone left it on the kitchen table.
I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV, I'll be looking for the remote, but I won't remember that it's on the kitchen table, so I decide to put it back in the den where it belongs, but first I'll water the flowers.
I pour some water in the flowers, but quite a bit of it spills on the floor.
So, I set the remote back on the table, get some towels and wipe up the spill.
Then, I head down the hall trying to remember what I was planning to do.
At the end of the day:
The car isn't washed.
The bills aren't paid .
There is a warm can of soda sitting on the counter .
The flowers don't have enough water.
There is still only 1 check in my check book.
I can't find the remote.
I can't find my glasses.
And I don't remember what I did with the car keys.
Then, when I try to figure out why nothing got done today, I'm really baffled because I know I was busy all damn day, and I'm really tired.
I realize this is a serious problem, and I'll try to get some help for it, but first I'll check my e-mail....
Do me a favor.
Forward this message to everyone you know, because I don't remember who I've sent it to.
Don't laugh -- if this isn't you yet, your day is coming.
My cousin sent this to me the other day. ROFLMYBO! I sounds like a dead ringer for what I've got...
P.S. I thought I'd post it on my blog, then I can't forget if I already forwarded it to anyone or not!
Thank you for stopping by to chat with me. Please leave me a message, I'd love to hear your thoughts!
Cindy
17 comments:
HA!!! You've made my day, Cinj! Nothing like a good laugh on a rainy morning. And as always, the best humor is the closest to real life. Thanks!
Finally a true diagnosis for my ailments. Crazy how scatter brained one can become just trying to get it all done.
Heather
LOL That really does happen!(-:
I have the same disorder!
This is so true for the Boomers out there! Thanks for the laugh! Gail
Welcome to my world! I hope I am not laughing at your, but with you, anyway... I'm smiling. Thank you.
Tee hee Cinj! I'd been looking for this for ages, as a friend of mine emailed it to me ages ago, but guess what? I couldn't resist looking at your comment on my blog first ;)
Good luck with your raised beds - mine are still a pile of pallets waiting to be dismantled and put together!
Ben- I got a good laugh out of too and simply HAD to share it to brighten the day of other too.
Heather- That's for sure. I try to be organized by creating a list only to misplace it.
Cindee- I know. That's part of what makes it funny, we can all relate to it.
Catherine- It's amazing how many people do.
Gail- The sad thing is, I'm not even a boomer yet. If I'm this bad now, what will I be like when I get older?
Barbee- Laugh away! Always up for bringing a smile to someone's face.
VP- Geez, I can't even remember what I wrote.... LOL.
I had gotten it before too. Now I've got it posted so people can find it whenever they want to. Maybe I should create a label for it though.
Another example: I got on the computer to look up a new recipe to use some fish that the family didn't like last time I made it. I hate to be wasteful, you know.
Turn on computer and see gmail page pop up so I check my email instead. Almost logged off to go do something else until this post reminded me of what a scatter brain I am!
Cindy, LOL, you suckered me in on this one. I was thinking " You poor dear woman and I thought my memory was bad" :-) I own up to trying to multi-task and forgetting but I can see why one would be worn out.
Great piece.
Ha ha ha! We have the same disease!!!
Good one!
Haha, sounds like my life; at least now I know there's a name for it! I always just say I'm having "senior moments", even though I'm not quite a senior yet!
Sounds like me nearly everyday of my life! Scary but true- with 3 kids and a toddler that does not belief in naps what's a poor mom to do??
Thanks for the laugh- I needed that today. :)
I thought you were serious at first and was able to relate.
lol. I totally recognize myself in this!
LOL!! Oh yes, me too. :)
I've had this condition for quite some time. A day can be full of adventures when you operate this way.
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